Poetry from the mind of Charlie Sheen

A Thoughtless Soul
By Charlie Sheen

As he pulled his head,
From the drool stained pillow,
His eyes blood red,
His oxygen shallow.

Feet on carpet,
That pain to fight,
These are the effects,
Of another night.

A night of drink,
A night of hate,
A night as dark,
As last nights date.

A look to the mirror,
No face of youth,
Self inflicted carnage,
A cracked and hollow tooth.

This punishment a vile choice,
So worthless, yet so bold.
Carving lines of disrespect,
This young lad growing old.

Yet masking truth and hiding pain,
Will surely take it's toll,
Will he unto others, or to himself,
Remain a thoughtless soul?

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I.D. Blues
By Charlie Sheen

"Excuse me, aren't you...?"
"Hey, you look just like..."
"Oh my God, that's..."
"Sorry to interrupt your dinner, but aren't you..."
"Look, I never do this, but, my wife thinks you're..."
"My friend is so convinced that you're..."
"I'm so embarrassed, but, aren't you...?"
"I know you must be tired of this, but..."
"WAIT!!"
All eyes held in stare, all mouths locked open in shock, as he pulled the latex Charlie Sheen mask from his head, revealing the rotted skull of President Lincoln.

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Heretic Proof
By Charlie Sheen

Endive, undead, unbroken,
Unwed,
Relax, relate, rehab,
Drug addict,
Pursue, persuade, persist,
Per-petuate [sic] your own death
By smiling a lot.
Supply, succumb, deny—everything.
Always.
Turtle, android, pain.
Endeavor, endless, end.

P.S. Janonis.

#TigerBloodIntern

Here is my video that I finally unlocked and submitted for the Charlie Sheen Intern search: Round 3!

The question I answered was:

If you were the Social Media Director for a major humanitarian aid organization, how would you create awareness and raise money via social media in the aftermath of a global disaster?

I have my fingers, toes, and eyes crossed in hopes that I will get put through to the next round! And to all the others that have made it this far, Good luck!

Update!

Yet another #Fastball!

I have now made it to round 3 for Charlie Sheen's social media intern search!! Umm can you say #WINNING!

Anyway, this round I am being asked to make a video answering a question about Social Media. This is going to take some time and effort and much much thinking and brainstorming. Lot's to do! *Runs off to get to work*

And good luck to all the others that made it this far!!

Charlie Sheen's Social Media Intern

#Fastball

Yes, I have applied to be Charlie Sheen's Social Media Intern. I have made it to round 2 and just sent in my resume for this round. Now time to cross fingers, toes, and eyes to make it to the next round.

I applied because I love love love social media, obviously I use it in every way I can. I have a voice and I want to share it as far as I can. Even though I can be called the social media queen by those who know me, there is still so much to learn and I am eager to learn more in everything I do. What better way to learn then to help run social media for currently the most famous and talked about celebrity!?

As well as learning vast amounts of information on managing social media, this opportunity will also give me such a great platform to lift off with my career. With a platform like this I could be able reach so many people, and with the better knowledge of social media I could project my voice that much louder. In a summer internship like this I could learn how to make my voice louder so I can tell the world my thoughts and ideas. This is a key step for being successful in my career choice. I need my voice to be loud so I can reach all those who are in need of help. As Charlie says, "I've got one speed, GO!" I am always into something new and exciting in my life. I am always in for an adventure and I never let my life go dull. This is why I'm #Winning.

If I was the lucky one to nab the Internship, I could use that in a way no other could. This could be the start of the rest of my #Winning life. My platform for changing the world would just get that much bigger!

I know I am going to get criticism for this but thats the critics prerogative. I know what I am doing and I am going full force into this. My philosophy is to grab at every "Once in a life time" oppertunities that come my way. You only live once so why the hell not!?!?! Take a chance, stand out in the crowd. If you are lucky enough to be different, don't ever change.

H.A.T.E.R.S. = Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success

“We do not get unlimited chances to have the things we want and this I know; nothing is worse than missing an opportunity that could have changed your life.” - From the show Private Practice